New Technical Problem

[Buzz]

[glow=red,2,300]Yes I have a problem
It's called a wife1.0, now the problem I am having is Wife1.0 has recently managed to disrupt the workings of my pc by deleting about 75% of all my games etc, this has not been helped by the interference of kids2.0 pressing buttons, I have tried looking for a patch to upgrade wife1.0 but to no avail, I think the only solution may be a reboot of wife1.0 [/glow]

[KT]

-(aaK)- said:

[glow=red,2,300]Yes I have a problem
It's called a wife1.0, now the problem I am having is Wife1.0 has recently managed to disrupt the workings of my pc by deleting about 75% of all my games etc, this has not been helped by the interference of kids2.0 pressing buttons, I have tried looking for a patch to upgrade wife1.0 but to no avail, I think the only solution may be a reboot of wife1.0 [/glow]

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA! Note to the kiddies in the clan: never get married and have children. Children are spawn of satan. =)

[Buzz]

[glow=red,2,300]I fear any further meddling with my Pc's may lead to me running program Divorce5.0 or Murder 1.2 closely followed by jail25.0 [/glow]

[Icarion]

Ahh, I have the definitive one

A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.

But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other then they caused severe damage to all his hardware. Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system upgrades to Wife 1.0 automatically. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2001.

But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week. It also
refused some of the new games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2001 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2001, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Does this sound like a common Problem ??

[-(aaK)- ICE]

[glow=blue,2,300]Yes my friend had that problem but he got around it by using a programme called suicide 1.1[/glow]

[Buzz]

[glow=red,2,300]Yes I have noticed since originally upgrading to Wife1.0 it seems to become infected regulary with virus - Winge2.5, SlamDoor10.0 and SpitDummy1.8, no amount of antivirus patches stops re-occurence at least once a month for about a week [/glow]

[Icarion]

spitdummy 1.8? sounds unpleasant!

[Buzz]

[glow=red,2,300]It is unpleasant, but thankfully its followed by silence10.0 [/glow]