Post by -(aaK)- Pascalsys on Aug 8, 2005 10:33:20 GMT
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede that came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F**king shoes on."
So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F**king shoes on."
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