Post by -(aaK)- Deltz on Feb 17, 2004 2:26:49 GMT
Not so much a joke as a funny book by Douglas Adams.
A dictionary of things that there aren't any words for yet.
Amersham (n.)
The sneeze which tickels but never comes. (Thought to derive from the Metropolitan tube station of the same name where the rails always rattle but the train never arrives.)
Affcot (n.)
The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.
Blithbury (n.)
A look someone gives you which indicates that they're much too drunk to have understood anything you've said to them in the last 20 minutes.
Clunes (n.)
People who just won't go.
Dunino (n.)
Someone who always wants to do whatever you want to do.
Falster (n.)
A long-winded, dishonest and completlely incredible excuse used when the truth would have been completely acceptable.
Lemvig (n.)
A person who can be relied upon to be doing worse than you.
Lostwithiel (n.)
The deep and peaceful sleep you finally fall into two minutes before the alarm goes off.
Can't be asked to type the whole book out
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A dictionary of things that there aren't any words for yet.
Amersham (n.)
The sneeze which tickels but never comes. (Thought to derive from the Metropolitan tube station of the same name where the rails always rattle but the train never arrives.)
Affcot (n.)
The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.
Blithbury (n.)
A look someone gives you which indicates that they're much too drunk to have understood anything you've said to them in the last 20 minutes.
Clunes (n.)
People who just won't go.
Dunino (n.)
Someone who always wants to do whatever you want to do.
Falster (n.)
A long-winded, dishonest and completlely incredible excuse used when the truth would have been completely acceptable.
Lemvig (n.)
A person who can be relied upon to be doing worse than you.
Lostwithiel (n.)
The deep and peaceful sleep you finally fall into two minutes before the alarm goes off.
Can't be asked to type the whole book out
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