©4M4|3ÖИ
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I AM A PREDATOR OK!!??!??!
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Joke
Feb 24, 2004 17:15:04 GMT
Post by ©4M4|3ÖИ on Feb 24, 2004 17:15:04 GMT
Donations To Bush
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "President Bush is just so depressed about being behind in the polls that he stopped his motorcade
in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says he can't find donators to give him money for his campaign. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!"
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Feb 24, 2004 18:58:39 GMT
Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Feb 24, 2004 18:58:39 GMT
lol thats harsh!
BUSH for re-election!!!!! I will donate all my dollars to his campain! shame i have no dollars.
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Feb 24, 2004 21:56:38 GMT
Post by KT on Feb 24, 2004 21:56:38 GMT
lol thats harsh! BUSH for re-election!!!!! I will donate all my dollars to his campain! shame i have no dollars. ARE YOU MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
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Icarion
Clansman
Whatever's in there, its the only thing I've ever wanted
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Feb 24, 2004 22:06:22 GMT
Post by Icarion on Feb 24, 2004 22:06:22 GMT
I'd chip in as much gasoline as he wants!
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Feb 24, 2004 22:45:59 GMT
Post by -(aaK)- Deltz on Feb 24, 2004 22:45:59 GMT
Lmao that joke rules......  Shame i can only fit £5 in my bikes petrol tank, i'd be willing to donate much more......  |
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Feb 24, 2004 22:59:59 GMT
Post by -(aaK)- Deltz on Feb 24, 2004 22:59:59 GMT
Things not to say to a cop.
1. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
2. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
3. Is it true that people become cops because there to stupid to work at McDonalds?
4. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on cops?
5. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
6. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detecter wasn't pluged in.
7. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! nice job!
8. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
9. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
10. Bad cop! No donut!
11. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
12. No, YOU assume the position, Piggy.
13. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin
Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
14. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 130.
15. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
16. On the way to the station let's get a six pack.
17. You'll never get those cuffs on me ya tart!
18. Come on write the d**n ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
19. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
20. If an officer says: "Gee son... your eyes look red! Have you been
drinking?" Don't say: "Gee officer...your eyes look glazed! Have you
been eating doughnuts?"
I love number 5 and 19 ;D
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Joke
Feb 25, 2004 8:16:10 GMT
Post by KT on Feb 25, 2004 8:16:10 GMT
Hah! Yet again you manage to amuse me Delta. Congrats for having a sense of humour. =P
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Feb 25, 2004 20:10:09 GMT
Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Feb 25, 2004 20:10:09 GMT
seen that one before but still funny! ;D
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