Joke

[thrawn]

man calls up a computer help desk during a power failure. Man asks why his comp isnt working tries out all these things then the guy on the other line says ok you still have your computer box he asks. Yes he replys the assistance guy says ok good now take your computer and put it in and bring it back to the store and tell the guy your too stupid to use one.

[-(aaK)- ICE]

[glow=blue,2,300]LMAO thrawn thats acually a true story cos it was in a paper because the operator got sacked for making that remark and he took his employer to a tribunal![/glow]

[KT]

If that is a true story, then I am LAUGHING!

Very funny Thrawn, thanks for sharing. =P

[thrawn]

ok this is not to offend white ppl but yeah yo here it is. 4 mans a white a black an asian and a spanish. the spanish man says this for my country jumps off the cliff then the china man goes says the same thing and then the black man turns to the white one. Picks him up and throws him off the cliff that was for my country he says.

[KT]

HAHA! Rather amusing Thrawn, thanks again. Keep dishing them up.

[thrawn]

ye yo heres one you golfing white mans might like. Whats the dif between a sky diver and a golfer. golfer goes WHACK! DAMM! sky diver goes DAMM! WHACK!

[KT]

-(aaK)- said:

ye yo heres one you golfing white mans might like. Whats the dif between a sky diver and a golfer. golfer goes WHACK! DAMM! sky diver goes DAMM! WHACK!

Ewww, thanks for that. =P

[thrawn]

yo i aint done im tearin this up lol aight lets see what else. What do J.Lo and doorknobs have in common everyone gets a turn. How do you know that jesus did not originate from newfoundland. Because they couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin.

[KT]

Hehe, more jokes. Got any English ones? =P

[thrawn]

english ones er naw not really unless you want me to start up about the bad teeth lol j/k.

[KT]

Psh! Our teeth arn't that bad anymore. =P

[thrawn]

haha lol anymore but ok get this one. Why are all black ppl fast? All the slow ones are in jail.

[-(aaK)- zZzTheAngel]

lol
Dont talk about teeth! I have had one operation and am on my 4th brace!!!!

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Creation Of Women

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
;D ;D ;D

[©4M4|3ÖИ]

Blonde Deodorant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. "Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant" the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.

"But I always buy it here", the blonde says. "I bought one last month". Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, " I don't know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty container next time". "Sure", the blonde replies. "I'll bring it with me tomorrow"

The next day, the blonde walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. "This is just a normal deodorant", the pharmacist tells the blonde, "You use it under your arms".

"No, it is not", the blonde answers, "it says so here: To apply, push up bottom