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Post by -(aaK)- ICE on Feb 15, 2004 2:46:50 GMT
Q. What doesn't belong in this list:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or
wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
Q. Why does a PENIS have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.....
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a PENIS have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's the difference between parsley and PUSSY?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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Post by -(aaK)- Deltz on Feb 15, 2004 2:52:19 GMT
FUCK thats a good thread.....
Now i gotta find something as funny as that....
Good one mate...
Ice rules the day as ever...
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Post by KT on Feb 15, 2004 2:58:39 GMT
Yes, I almost saw my dinner again.
PERVERTS THE LOT OF YA! =P
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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 15, 2004 11:47:07 GMT
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Icarion
Clansman
Whatever's in there, its the only thing I've ever wanted
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Post by Icarion on Feb 15, 2004 12:14:09 GMT
lol! playing the innocent again, eh dan?  |
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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 15, 2004 15:42:00 GMT
I dont know what you mean... i dont understand im only young and naive
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Post by Buzz on Feb 15, 2004 16:11:28 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Filth!!! Sheer and utter filth. I am most disgusted  [/glow] |
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Post by Buzz on Feb 17, 2004 17:11:31 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]If Men Wrote Problem Pages
Q. My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A. Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If your still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q. My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A. Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.
Q. My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A. This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q. My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A. Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.
Q. My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A. You are a bad person for bringing this up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.
Q. My husbands always has a orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A. I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.[/glow]
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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 17, 2004 17:21:04 GMT
LMFAO the way they all end with the oral and cooking him a nice meal... ROFL
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Post by KT on Feb 17, 2004 17:22:44 GMT
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God. Then people wonder why womens rights groups were started.
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Post by BakofChair on Feb 17, 2004 18:12:24 GMT
hi all...
Out of 100 men that were asked " what about oral sex they find best ?"
99% said the 10 mins silence
forgive me god...oh and kt
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Post by Melkor on Feb 18, 2004 9:53:23 GMT
LOL very good all very good ;D
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