Post by Priest on Feb 23, 2004 16:18:57 GMT
The local Catholic priest over slept one sundoy morning, he rushed through his flat athering up everything he needed. As he ran out the door he grabbed his parrot (who went everywhere with him)
After not being able to get his car started he whistled to a cabbie driving bye, "Where to Padre?" tha cabbie asked, "St. Marys on 6th st. and please hurry I have 5 minutes to get there." the cabbie lookes over is shoulder "No, f**kin way!" "Please!" the Priest responds, "don't swear around my bird, he'll repeat everything you say." cabbie shruggs and drives off.
As they drove down Main street, the cab goes buy a ally, this gust of wind rearly blowes the car off the road. "Some f**kin breeze!" The Priest says once again "Please don't swear around my bird!" cabbie shruggs again.
As the car rounds the turn from Main st. to 6th street, this other car runs the red light, the cabbie just misses the other car "OH SH!T THE CURB!!!" whump the car runs up onto the sidewalk. "I asked you twice to not swear around my bird, I'm one block away from the church, heres your fare and tip, good day."
Now the parrot has been quiet all through the service, and the Priest is makeing the announcements to the congregation about the plans to put a new roof on the church, all at once the parrot says"Rock, no f**kin way!"
the Priest grabs the bird off the pulpit stand, runs to the window, slams the window open "Rock, some f**kin beeeze", and slings the bird out the window, "Oh sh!t the cuurrrrrbbbbb" (fades into the distance)
After not being able to get his car started he whistled to a cabbie driving bye, "Where to Padre?" tha cabbie asked, "St. Marys on 6th st. and please hurry I have 5 minutes to get there." the cabbie lookes over is shoulder "No, f**kin way!" "Please!" the Priest responds, "don't swear around my bird, he'll repeat everything you say." cabbie shruggs and drives off.
As they drove down Main street, the cab goes buy a ally, this gust of wind rearly blowes the car off the road. "Some f**kin breeze!" The Priest says once again "Please don't swear around my bird!" cabbie shruggs again.
As the car rounds the turn from Main st. to 6th street, this other car runs the red light, the cabbie just misses the other car "OH SH!T THE CURB!!!" whump the car runs up onto the sidewalk. "I asked you twice to not swear around my bird, I'm one block away from the church, heres your fare and tip, good day."
Now the parrot has been quiet all through the service, and the Priest is makeing the announcements to the congregation about the plans to put a new roof on the church, all at once the parrot says"Rock, no f**kin way!"
the Priest grabs the bird off the pulpit stand, runs to the window, slams the window open "Rock, some f**kin beeeze", and slings the bird out the window, "Oh sh!t the cuurrrrrbbbbb" (fades into the distance)
