Post by -(aaK)- Pascalsys on May 6, 2004 18:26:23 GMT
your gonna get sick of my e mails 
The Flight Attendant
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks. As the > plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to
>announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,
so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip
back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking
woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the
flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in
my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you, Tray-up BITCH."
Watch Out Guys!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Russia, and bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an IRISH girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye!
The Flight Attendant
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks. As the > plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to
>announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,
so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip
back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking
woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the
flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in
my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you, Tray-up BITCH."
Watch Out Guys!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Russia, and bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an IRISH girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye!
