The Perfect Riddle

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The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 16:05:47 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 16:05:47 GMT

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along, delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Scroll down for the answer.)

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading this, it just illustrates another point:

WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.

I break the silence now because I want the facts known.
If I am to be judged by those who come after me,
let me be judged by the truth.

Spirit Oldbie Clansman Queen of pwnage!! Commodum habitus es Posts: 3,868	The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 16:09:20 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spirit on Sept 2, 2005 16:09:20 GMT gets out pointy stick GRRR
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Cabal Twisted Member HEAD FATTY! Posts: 1,012	The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 16:30:01 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 16:30:01 GMT Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. You were warned its your own fault
	I break the silence now because I want the facts known. If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged by the truth.

Spirit Oldbie Clansman Queen of pwnage!! Commodum habitus es Posts: 3,868	The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 16:34:37 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spirit on Sept 2, 2005 16:34:37 GMT i dont like you much right now, you do know that? lol
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Cabal Twisted Member HEAD FATTY! Posts: 1,012	The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 16:43:56 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 16:43:56 GMT yep ;D
	I break the silence now because I want the facts known. If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged by the truth.

Spirit Oldbie Clansman Queen of pwnage!! Commodum habitus es Posts: 3,868	The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 17:35:10 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spirit on Sept 2, 2005 17:35:10 GMT you did it on purpose didnt you
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Cabal Twisted Member HEAD FATTY! Posts: 1,012	The Perfect Riddle Sept 2, 2005 17:38:17 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 17:38:17 GMT yeah... so ?
	I break the silence now because I want the facts known. If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged by the truth.

-(aaK)- Sora Twisted Member ?ne ?econd ?ou ?ee Me, ?he ?ext Second ?ou ?on't Posts: 273	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 3:00:56 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by -(aaK)- Sora on Sept 3, 2005 3:00:56 GMT [shadow=purple,left,300]I listen when I want to! So there [/shadow]
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AD Guest	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 3:12:34 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AD on Sept 3, 2005 3:12:34 GMT haha great joke truely amazing

Spirit Oldbie Clansman Queen of pwnage!! Commodum habitus es Posts: 3,868	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 8:43:39 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spirit on Sept 3, 2005 8:43:39 GMT kelly said: [shadow=purple,left,300]I listen when I want to! So there [/shadow] good point sora, since when did we ever listen to the guys
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Cabal Twisted Member HEAD FATTY! Posts: 1,012	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 9:02:40 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cabal on Sept 3, 2005 9:02:40 GMT Selective Hearing is a REALLY bad thing you two NOT something to be proud of darnit
	I break the silence now because I want the facts known. If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged by the truth.

Spirit Oldbie Clansman Queen of pwnage!! Commodum habitus es Posts: 3,868	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 9:15:16 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spirit on Sept 3, 2005 9:15:16 GMT who said anything about not hearing? we just said we dont listen
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Cabal Twisted Member HEAD FATTY! Posts: 1,012	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 9:41:53 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cabal on Sept 3, 2005 9:41:53 GMT just as bad lol
	I break the silence now because I want the facts known. If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged by the truth.

Spirit Oldbie Clansman Queen of pwnage!! Commodum habitus es Posts: 3,868	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 9:42:43 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spirit on Sept 3, 2005 9:42:43 GMT but completely different
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Cabal Twisted Member HEAD FATTY! Posts: 1,012	The Perfect Riddle Sept 3, 2005 9:43:49 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cabal on Sept 3, 2005 9:43:49 GMT still doesnt make it any better lol
	I break the silence now because I want the facts known. If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged by the truth.

Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 16:05:47 GMT

Post by Spirit on Sept 2, 2005 16:09:20 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 16:30:01 GMT

Post by Spirit on Sept 2, 2005 16:34:37 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 16:43:56 GMT

Post by Spirit on Sept 2, 2005 17:35:10 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 2, 2005 17:38:17 GMT

Post by -(aaK)- Sora on Sept 3, 2005 3:00:56 GMT

Post by AD on Sept 3, 2005 3:12:34 GMT

Post by Spirit on Sept 3, 2005 8:43:39 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 3, 2005 9:02:40 GMT

Post by Spirit on Sept 3, 2005 9:15:16 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 3, 2005 9:41:53 GMT

Post by Spirit on Sept 3, 2005 9:42:43 GMT

Post by Cabal on Sept 3, 2005 9:43:49 GMT