Post by -(aaK)- Pascalsys on Jul 29, 2005 15:58:49 GMT
London beauty parlours have reported a big drop in profits. Apparently the Metropolitan Police are doing Brazilians for nothing at the moment....
A man goes into a sex shop. "I'd like an inflatable sex doll, please."
"Certainly, sir. Male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Black or white?"
"White, please."
"What religion - Christian or Muslim?"
The man was confused. "Why does religion matter?"
"Well, sir," said the shopkeeper, "the Muslim one blows herself up."
A man goes into a sex shop. "I'd like an inflatable sex doll, please."
"Certainly, sir. Male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Black or white?"
"White, please."
"What religion - Christian or Muslim?"
The man was confused. "Why does religion matter?"
"Well, sir," said the shopkeeper, "the Muslim one blows herself up."
