Post by -(aaK)- Sora on Feb 1, 2005 3:01:37 GMT
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First of all, this is a true story.
For lunch my whole family went out to eat at KFC (A chicken serving restaurant that likes to run out of chicken
). Well, in the kids meal, you get a small pouch of gummi fruit (like gummi bears) and my sister was digging to find the perfect flavor, orange.
Finally, she found an orange, the only one in the pouch and went to pop it in her mouth, but... it fell on the floor - lost forever.
That forgotton, I was bored so I stood up and opened my candy. "Sissy, can I have one of yours?" my sister whined, giving me her best puppy dog eyes.
"No," I say firmly.
"PLEASE!?"
"No!" They are mine.
She sighes and goes back to her food while I refill the drinks. Meanwhile, my mom had picked the gummi thingy off the floor and set it on the tray to throw away later.
The drinks full, I went back to my candy... and my sister went back to her whining.
"Please can I have an orange? Just one?!" She was majorly desperate.
"Fine!" I half shout, sitting down and digging through my candy thingy for an orange. Practical joke, my mom slips me the one that was on the floor. I "couldn't quite get the orange one out" so I sat down, trading mine for the one on the floor before handing the dirty one to my sister.
She grins and say thanks before getting ready to put it in her mouth.
"Don't eat that," my mom says.
Naturally, my sisters ignores her and eats it - my dad and mom burst out laughing, so do I.
"That was the one on the floor!" I manage between laughing fits. My sisters face goes pale and she spits it out.
"You might as well eat it now, you've already licked all the stuff off."
Gloomily, my sisters pops the candy in her mouth again and eats it.
"You just ate Mc'Donald's chicken nuggets," my dad laughs.
"Yeah," my sisters pouts, "I just ate ground up floor sweepings..."[/shadow]
First of all, this is a true story.
For lunch my whole family went out to eat at KFC (A chicken serving restaurant that likes to run out of chicken
). Well, in the kids meal, you get a small pouch of gummi fruit (like gummi bears) and my sister was digging to find the perfect flavor, orange.Finally, she found an orange, the only one in the pouch and went to pop it in her mouth, but... it fell on the floor - lost forever.
That forgotton, I was bored so I stood up and opened my candy. "Sissy, can I have one of yours?" my sister whined, giving me her best puppy dog eyes.
"No," I say firmly.
"PLEASE!?"
"No!" They are mine.
She sighes and goes back to her food while I refill the drinks. Meanwhile, my mom had picked the gummi thingy off the floor and set it on the tray to throw away later.
The drinks full, I went back to my candy... and my sister went back to her whining.
"Please can I have an orange? Just one?!" She was majorly desperate.
"Fine!" I half shout, sitting down and digging through my candy thingy for an orange. Practical joke, my mom slips me the one that was on the floor. I "couldn't quite get the orange one out" so I sat down, trading mine for the one on the floor before handing the dirty one to my sister.
She grins and say thanks before getting ready to put it in her mouth.
"Don't eat that," my mom says.
Naturally, my sisters ignores her and eats it - my dad and mom burst out laughing, so do I.
"That was the one on the floor!" I manage between laughing fits. My sisters face goes pale and she spits it out.
"You might as well eat it now, you've already licked all the stuff off."
Gloomily, my sisters pops the candy in her mouth again and eats it.
"You just ate Mc'Donald's chicken nuggets," my dad laughs.
"Yeah," my sisters pouts, "I just ate ground up floor sweepings..."[/shadow]
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