Post by -(aaK)- Sora on Jan 25, 2005 20:59:17 GMT
[shadow=purple,left,300]You've probably heard several of these before
Q. Why did the blond get fired from the M 'n' M factory?
A. Because she threw out all the "W"s
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Q. How does a blond commit suicide?
A. Just strap spikes on her shoulders
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Two blonds walked into a building
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A blond, brunette, and a redhead were stranded on an island when they found a magic lamp, which, rubbinb it, revealed a genie.
"I'll grant you three wishes," the genie said.
The three girls were overjoyed so they decided to spit the wishes between the three of them.
The redhead said, "I wish I was a bird so I could fly away."
The genie granted her wish and she flew away.
The brunette said, "I wish I was a dolphin so I could swim away."
The genie granted her wish aslo.
Then, the blond started crying and the genie asked her, "What's wrong?"
"I-I'm so lonely!" She sniffed a couple more times before breaking out with sobs. "I wish my friends were here!"
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice
for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was
excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment,
it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like
your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your
voice is clear as a bell, but there's
one thing I don't understand though...!"
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?
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One day a blond was at the doctor for a check-up; she was wearing a walk-man with a sign on the front saying "Do not remove the headphones"
The doctor, in order to examine the blond, asked if she would remove the headphones but she just pointed at the sign. The doctor tried again and again but to his dismay, she never took them off.
Finally, the doctor wrestled the woman to the ground and yanked the headphones off her ears. Immediatly, the blond stopped moving and, after a minute or two, fell down dead.
The doctor tried everything to save her but it was useless, so, instead, he just put the headphones on his ears to see what she was listening too. He heard...
"Breath in.... breath out..... breath in...... breath out....."
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I know there are a million more but I can't remeber them all right now
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Q. Why did the blond get fired from the M 'n' M factory?
A. Because she threw out all the "W"s
------------
Q. How does a blond commit suicide?
A. Just strap spikes on her shoulders
------------
Two blonds walked into a building
------------
A blond, brunette, and a redhead were stranded on an island when they found a magic lamp, which, rubbinb it, revealed a genie.
"I'll grant you three wishes," the genie said.
The three girls were overjoyed so they decided to spit the wishes between the three of them.
The redhead said, "I wish I was a bird so I could fly away."
The genie granted her wish and she flew away.
The brunette said, "I wish I was a dolphin so I could swim away."
The genie granted her wish aslo.
Then, the blond started crying and the genie asked her, "What's wrong?"
"I-I'm so lonely!" She sniffed a couple more times before breaking out with sobs. "I wish my friends were here!"
-------------
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice
for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was
excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment,
it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like
your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your
voice is clear as a bell, but there's
one thing I don't understand though...!"
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?
------------
One day a blond was at the doctor for a check-up; she was wearing a walk-man with a sign on the front saying "Do not remove the headphones"
The doctor, in order to examine the blond, asked if she would remove the headphones but she just pointed at the sign. The doctor tried again and again but to his dismay, she never took them off.
Finally, the doctor wrestled the woman to the ground and yanked the headphones off her ears. Immediatly, the blond stopped moving and, after a minute or two, fell down dead.
The doctor tried everything to save her but it was useless, so, instead, he just put the headphones on his ears to see what she was listening too. He heard...
"Breath in.... breath out..... breath in...... breath out....."
-------------
I know there are a million more but I can't remeber them all right now
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