Post by -(aaK)- Sora on Jan 25, 2005 20:39:01 GMT
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the
pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the
world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed
it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide
to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw
both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things
will happen! Absolutely not, you can
NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and
pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the
pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the
world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed
it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide
to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw
both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things
will happen! Absolutely not, you can
NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and
pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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