Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Apr 4, 2004 15:53:26 GMT
Four men go out to play golf one sunny morning. One stays behind in the clubhouse finishing his drink while the other three head for the first tee, discussing their children.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact, that in the past year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a nationwide dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, that in the past six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
"Well, my son Greg has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the past few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift," says the third golfer.
At this point the fourth man arrives at the tee and the other men tell him that they have been discussing their progeny and ask what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay
"However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact, that in the past year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a nationwide dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, that in the past six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
"Well, my son Greg has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the past few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift," says the third golfer.
At this point the fourth man arrives at the tee and the other men tell him that they have been discussing their progeny and ask what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay
"However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."