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Post by KT on Mar 15, 2004 11:37:15 GMT
If Microsoft made cars:
#1. Your vehicle would crash twice a day.
#2. Sometimes your car would stop for no reason whatsoever. You would have to pull over, close all of the windows, turn off the ignition, turn it on again and reopen the windows before you could continue. You would accept this without question.
#3. Every time a new car was introduced, buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again.
#4. The Airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
#5. Macintosh would make a car that was much more reliable, powered by the sun, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
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Icarion
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Whatever's in there, its the only thing I've ever wanted
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Post by Icarion on Mar 15, 2004 16:41:40 GMT
nice one
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Post by Buzz on Mar 15, 2004 17:14:12 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Don't forget the continous recalls to fix "minor" problems [/glow]
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Post by KT on Mar 15, 2004 17:17:34 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Don't forget the continous recalls to fix "minor" problems [/glow] Has a horrid habit of becoming more curvy and less useful too. I forgot to include that. Darn.
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Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Mar 23, 2004 19:49:09 GMT
LOL Why does everyone bad mouth Windows! Its a great program! Where would we be without it? there would be loads of competing Operating systems and there would be complete chaos! Windows rules and i like it CURVY!
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