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Post by KT on Feb 9, 2004 16:53:10 GMT
d**n right they should....it was part of my education...although not quite as much as Monty Python's Meaning of Life was but that's for whole different reasons. "Stop looking outside and pay attention to the lesson!" Yes, I believe that was HIGHLY educational. "THE SALMON MOUSSE!" |
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Post by TimeRacer on Feb 9, 2004 16:55:45 GMT
lol..."Would sir like a biscuit" ... "Oh go on....it is waaferr thin"
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Post by KT on Feb 9, 2004 16:56:39 GMT
lol..."Would sir like a biscuit" ... "Oh go on....it is waaferr thin" "F**k off I'm full" |
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Post by TimeRacer on Feb 9, 2004 17:01:20 GMT
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is pure,
If a sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irate.
(The sad bit is, me and my friends at school actually counted all the kids that left the protostant families house just before that bit....over 140 of them if my memory serves).
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Post by -(aaK)- ICE on Feb 10, 2004 1:30:57 GMT
hehehe the dog smoking scene is a classic in this movie lmao
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Post by Rogue on Feb 13, 2004 15:32:17 GMT
The orginal nader?
[glow=blue,2,300]And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'[shadow=red,left,300][/glow]
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Post by KT on Feb 13, 2004 15:38:41 GMT
The orginal nader?
[glow=blue,2,300]And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'[shadow=red,left,300][/glow]
... You know I will worship you for life for knowing that. |
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Post by Rogue on Feb 13, 2004 16:16:05 GMT
I love that film too... My fav bit is the witch though...
[glow=blue,2,300]
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:
More witches!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!
[/glow]
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Post by TimeRacer on Feb 14, 2004 0:35:24 GMT
Oh dear....don't think I can take much more of this...Pascalsys' sister has borrowed my copy of Holy Grail....oh no...hold on....that's the other half's copy....I still have my copy hidden away somewhere....wahoo!
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