Post by -(aaK)- Pascalsys on Apr 10, 2004 17:55:21 GMT
Did you hear about the leper who was a gigalo?
His buiness was doing rather well until it fell apart.
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Why do little girls carry a fish inn each pocket?
So they can smell like big girls!
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My friends had a dog named herpes.
They had to give him away because he wouldn't heal
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"You're not a true Boy Scout until you've eaten your first brownie."
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Did you know that Lorena Bobbitt moved to Russia and changed he name?
She now goes by the name of Ivana Cutchacokov.
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Did you hear the one about the man with five dicks?
His pants fit like a glove.
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How do you know if your newborn son is gay?
He'll only suck his pacifier if there is hair on it.
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There once was a couple named Blair
Who liked to FUCK on the stair
When the bannister broke,
He quickened his stroke
And finished her off in the air
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Mama Liberace hollered downstairs, "Libby, has that piano tuner come yet?"
"No mama, but his eyes are getting glassy!"
His buiness was doing rather well until it fell apart.
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Why do little girls carry a fish inn each pocket?
So they can smell like big girls!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My friends had a dog named herpes.
They had to give him away because he wouldn't heal
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"You're not a true Boy Scout until you've eaten your first brownie."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you know that Lorena Bobbitt moved to Russia and changed he name?
She now goes by the name of Ivana Cutchacokov.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you hear the one about the man with five dicks?
His pants fit like a glove.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know if your newborn son is gay?
He'll only suck his pacifier if there is hair on it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There once was a couple named Blair
Who liked to FUCK on the stair
When the bannister broke,
He quickened his stroke
And finished her off in the air
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mama Liberace hollered downstairs, "Libby, has that piano tuner come yet?"
"No mama, but his eyes are getting glassy!"
