Post by Buzz on Mar 22, 2004 0:58:51 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]These two starving tramps are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other tramp, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!" replies the second tramp, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first tramp says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second tramp sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"
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He says to the other tramp, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!" replies the second tramp, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first tramp says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second tramp sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"
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