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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 6, 2004 11:14:28 GMT
A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him:
"Do you wanna drink?"
And the man replies with:
"Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night i was blowing Chunks all night!"
And the bartender says:
"Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk."
Then the man says:
"No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks."
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Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Feb 6, 2004 17:00:38 GMT
Dude thats SICK! lol
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Post by KT on Feb 6, 2004 21:06:46 GMT
Well, thank you for sickening me to the extent whereby I almost saw my dinner again.
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Post by Buzz on Feb 7, 2004 4:21:00 GMT
;D Sick Puppy (slap)
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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 7, 2004 9:07:32 GMT
Thx guys for the sickening comments. I do aim to Please and i did title it as SICK lol go figure PS got me headsets ;D cant wait to play with them on game
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Fierce
Twisted Member
who farted....... ?
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Post by Fierce on Feb 12, 2004 17:59:44 GMT
lol u dirty boy!
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Post by Melkor on Feb 21, 2004 14:38:01 GMT
there wasent a..... homosexual remark there was there agent?......................    ;D |
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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 21, 2004 15:17:43 GMT
lol u dirty boy! <-------------------- if you can see one of them remarks in there, you'll have to explain where to me..  |
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Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Feb 22, 2004 20:40:27 GMT
you need to chuck in a funny hand gesture when you say it to make it seem gay!
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Post by KT on Feb 23, 2004 10:27:00 GMT
oh i seee now (thank god you cant see me lol) Dan, don't try too hard Dan. It ruins the image. =P |
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Post by -(aaK)- Neil Faz on Feb 23, 2004 12:51:48 GMT
Try what.... *deletes post  |
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Priest
Rookie
"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger!"
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Post by Priest on Feb 23, 2004 17:18:00 GMT
Hey I have one........
TURBO!
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Post by Buzz on Feb 23, 2004 22:32:36 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.
He dropped the horse's tail,
stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff.
"Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lick'en 'em."
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Post by -(aaK)- zZzTheAngel on Feb 26, 2004 18:54:28 GMT
lol
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;D
